Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Miraculous Image Found Once Again
Another fortunate individual has made her mark in history. Velma Keesteiner recently sold, for a small fortune I note, a puddle of coagulated cat vomit, containing, according to her and the buyer, an image of Bill Clinton, barefoot. Some think they can see the Oval office Presidential Seal; others think it is Monica doing a flying eagle handstand.
# posted by F X @ 9:13 AM 
Monday, April 11, 2005
50
I will continue to question why we get to choose from 50 candidates for Miss America, but only two for President.
# posted by F X @ 1:03 PM
Thursday, April 07, 2005
My
“After my operation…”
“You know, my accident…”
“My allergies….”
“My book…”
All sound better substituting ‘the’ for ‘my.’ We all know it was yours.
“You know, my accident…”
“My allergies….”
“My book…”
All sound better substituting ‘the’ for ‘my.’ We all know it was yours.
# posted by F X @ 8:22 AM
