Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Miraculous Image Found Once Again

Another fortunate individual has made her mark in history. Velma Keesteiner recently sold, for a small fortune I note, a puddle of coagulated cat vomit, containing, according to her and the buyer, an image of Bill Clinton, barefoot. Some think they can see the Oval office Presidential Seal; others think it is Monica doing a flying eagle handstand.